Vodka uses....who'da think????

Subject: Vodka uses....who'da think???? December 1st 2007, 8:34 pm

IT'S VODKA USES...

Who'd a thunk it!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. Clean the caulking around bathtubs & showers. Fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes, wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold & mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth
dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass & kills
germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka, & soak your
razor in it after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade & prevents
rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, & blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin & tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, & stimulates the growth of
healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle & spray bees or wasps to
kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer
bag.
Freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers.
Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for
three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the
tincture to aches & pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest &
back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect & alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to
absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
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